ROGUETRYPoetry for the Gentleman CadDoes Your Mind Go Blank Like a Clean Chalk Board When it is Time to Say Something Witty or Poetic to a Wench or Faire Lady?If you have ROGUETRYWenches will open up to you like a dew wet flower in anticipation of the morning sun Well Met, Fellow Rogues and Visitors Phillip McAvery (Rogue #283) here. Roguetry will solve your
Well, no more. Women will think you are the great Bard Reincarnate or Cyrano De Bergerac (without the nose) when you greet them with a heart stealing line from Roguetry. It is a well known and proven fact that women respond to words. Their synapses begin to fire at frantic rates when they read or hear words of romance. You can initiate that same reaction in a woman when a simple line from Roguetry rolls off your tongue, enters her ear and sparks a warming fire within her soul. TEST TIME! Let's take a quick test just to show you how easy it is to use Roguetry. Read over the following Roguetry a couple of times to commit it to memory.
Now, I want you to get out of your chair, get down on one knee, close your eyes and recite the line out loud. Go ahead and do it. No one is looking. We'll wait for you to finish... Okay, good. I hope you really took the test just to see how easy it can truly be to use Roguetry. Don't think that line is long enough? It is. You don't need verse after verse to impress someone. It is all in the delivery. And here are some examples. When you are standing beside her, whisper that line into her ear. Move slowly in front of her never moving your eyes from hers. Take a knee and kiss her hand properly. Her heart will stand on end. Or you could take her hand first, holding her gaze for a few precious seconds, kneel before her, recite the line and then kiss her hand. Yes, any Rogue can tease a wench - you leave them desiring more. That is why Roguetry is made up of simple pieces just one and two lines long. Some rhyme and some don't. If you are new to being a Rogue or never know what to say then Roguetry is perfect for you. So, by now I bet you think we are trying to sell you something, but we're not. Roguetry is about giving. We love our wenches. Without them to inspire us we would look and smell like Cromagnon living in a cave. Roguetry will give you the power of the peotic word that will turn wenches weak in the knee and make their stomach flutter. All we truly ask is for you to give. With a small donation we will give you Roguetry Volume 1. Your donation may help save a wench from pain, illness or even death. Your donation will go to one of two charities that are being supported by the Wenches and Rogues of North and South Carolina. One charity we give to supports the Laurie Springer Foundation (no website) fight against Ovarian Cancer as one of our own beloved wenches has had to endure yet sucessfully beat. The other charity we support is Thad Eure Walk For Hope for research into mental health issues. Types of projects funded include but are not limited to schizophrenia, alcoholism, depression, bipolar disorders, PMS, autism, thyroid dysfunction, post-partum depression, post-traumatic stress disorder and social phobias.
With your donation, besides the good you will contribute to, you will receive in ebook form, Roguetry Volume 1 Roguetry Volume 1 contains 28 pieces of poetry, mostly short bits but also several greetings to use upon approaching a group of wenches and several toasts to wenches suitable for pub sings, bar toasts and such. Here are some suggestions for putting Roguetry to work for you. The short pieces can be easily memorized or you can copy them to a "cheat sheet" to carry with you to faire or you may even put pen to paper and hand out your Roguetry as your own inspiring poetry. The contributors to Roguetry have given their kind consent that you may reuse Roguetry in any way you wish but you may not profit from any of the words monetarily. (You may have full reprint rights but not full resale rights.) Roguetry is brought to you by the sucessfully Roguish talents of Todd Massey aka Phillip McAvery (Rogue #283) "If wenches were rum I would have tasted them all." John Hardy aka John Broadfoot (Rogue #470) Who keeps the fine art of letter writing alive. Rogues strike the balance between the high court gentlemen and the low caste cad. We walk the fine line between courtliness and coarseness. It is why wenches love rogues. We are at the same time honorable, ready to defend all wenches yet rakish for our dastardly motives and desires of fine drink and even finer wenches. HUZZAH! Carolina Wenches Usquequaque Lentesco (always flexible)! Carolina Ren Faire |